-
Santa joins the navy and is shipped out immediately to an aircraft carrier in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. The captain is showing him around the ship, when Santa asks the captain what the sailors do to satisfy their urges when they`re at sea for so long.
"Let me show you," says the captain.
Captain takes Santa down to the rear of the ship where there`s a solitary barrel with a hole in it.
"This`ll be the best sex you`ll ever have. Go ahead and try it, and I`ll give you some privacy."
Santa doesn`t quite believe it, but he decides to try it anyway. After he finishes up, the captain returns.
"Wow! That was the best sex I`ve ever had! I want to do it every day!"
"Fine. You can do it every day except for Thursday."
"Why not Thursday?"
"That`s your day in the barrel."
- Anal care... Santa with a bad stomach complaint goes to his doctor, Dr Banta and asks him what he can do. Dr Banta replies that the illness is quite serious but can be cured by inserting a suppository up his anal passage.
Santa agrees, and so Banta warns him of the pain, tells him to bend over and... - Dumb Santa Santa`s son is down at a popular secluded beach, the south end of which permits nude bathing.
After much wandering around with wide-eyed wonder, he approaches his father, Santa, and asks 'Dad, why do some men have little cocks, and other men have big cocks?
Taken aback, but quick with an answer, the well endowed Santar replies... - Ball tickling Our Santa was a zookeeper. One day he was walking through the zoo, checking on all the animals. When he passed near the Zebra pen, he noticed a woman standing near the fence that contained the zebras. One of the zebra had walked up to the woman and stood in front of her on the other side of the fence. Suddenly...
- Extra large ! Santa enters his favorite restaurant and, while sitting at his regular table, he notices a gorgeous woman sitting at a table nearby, all alone.
He calls the waiter over and asks for their most expensive bottle to be sent over to her knowing that if she accepts it, she is his.
The waiter gets the bottle and quickly sends it over to the girl, saying... - Exhausted Banta Banta was relaxing at his favorite bar in Shimla, when he managed to attract a spectacular Scandinavian-looking young blonde. Things progressed to the point where he invited her back to his apartment, and after some small talk, they made love. After a pleasant interlude, he asked with a smile, 'So you...