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Santa and Banta meet after many years. Banta asks Santa, "How have things been going?"
Santa speaking very slowly tells Banta, "I wa.aa..sss aaal.m.ooo.sst mmm.aa.rrr. ii.e.ddd"
Banta says in amazement, "Hey; you don`t stutter any more."
Santa, " Y..ee.sss, I ww..e..nn..ttt to a ddd.o.c.ttt.o.rrr. aa.n.ddd h.ee t.oo.l.dd mm.e t.h.aa.ttt i.ff I s.pp.e.a.kkk.. s.ll.o.w.ll.yyy I w.i.llll nn.o.tt sss.t.u.t.t.e.rrr
Banta congratulates him and than asks again about how he was almost married.
Ww.e.lll mm..y fff.i..a.n.c.eee a.n.dd I ww.e.r.e ss.i..ttt..iinn.ggg onn h.err pp.o.rr.c.h aa.n.ddd tt.h.e ddd.o.gg w.a.sss sss.c.r.a.tt.c.hh.i.n.gg hh..i..ss bb.a.c.kk aa.n.dd I tto.o.l.dd h.e.rr tt.h.aaa.tt ww.h.e.nn w.eee aa.rr.e m.a.rrr.i.e.dd ss.h.ee c.aa.nn d.oo tt.h.a.tt f.o.rr mm.e aa.n.d ss.h..ee tt.h.r.e.w tt.h.e rrr.ii.n.gg i.nn m.y ff.a.c.e"
"Why should she throw the ring in your face for that?" asks Banta."
Ww.e.lll I sss.p.e.a.kk ss.o sl.o.w.ll.y, tt.h.a.tt bb.y tt.h.e ttt.i.mm.e ss.h..e ll.ooo.kk.e.dd at tt.h.e dd.o.g, h.e ww.a.s ll.i.c.k.i.nn.gg hh.i.s bb.a.l.ll.ss."
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Vet help ! Banta buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant, and calls a vet for help. The vet tells him that he should try artificial insemination.
Banta doesn`t have the slightest idea what this means but not wanting to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how... - Santa in Navy Santa joins the navy and is shipped out immediately to an aircraft carrier in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. The captain is showing him around the ship, when Santa asks the captain what the sailors do to satisfy their urges when they`re at sea for so long.
'Let me show you,' says the captain and... - Check your brakes!! Santa went to his doctor and asked him how to prolong the lovemaking experience. The doctor told him that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer, extending the pleasure for them and their partner.
Santa decided, 'What the hell, I`ll try it.'
Santa spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn`t... - Anal care... Santa with a bad stomach complaint goes to his doctor, Dr Banta and asks him what he can do. Dr Banta replies that the illness is quite serious but can be cured by inserting a suppository up his anal passage.
Santa agrees, and so Banta warns him of the pain, tells him to bend over and... - Dumb Santa Santa`s son is down at a popular secluded beach, the south end of which permits nude bathing.
After much wandering around with wide-eyed wonder, he approaches his father, Santa, and asks 'Dad, why do some men have little cocks, and other men have big cocks?
Taken aback, but quick with an answer, the well endowed Santar replies...