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Preeto was virgin and was going out on a date with Banta for the first time and she told her grandmother about it. So, the grandmother says sit here and let me tell you about those young boys.
He is going to try to kiss you, you are going to like that but, don`t let him do that. He is going to try to feel your breast, you are going to like that but, don`t let him do that.He is going to try to put his hand between your legs , you are going to like that but, don`t let him do that.
But most important, he is going to try to get on top of you and have his way with you. You are going to like that but, don`t let him do that, it will disgrace the family.
With that bit of advise, Preeto went on her date and could not wait to tell her grandmother about it.
So, the next day she told her grandmother that her date went just like she said. But she said "grandmother I didn`t let him disgrace the family. When he tried I turned over, got on top of him and disgraced his family."
- Strange addiction Banta went to his doctor, seeking help for his terrible addiction to cigars. The doctor was quite familiar with his very compulsive patient, so recommended an unusual and quite drastic form of aversion therapy.
'When you go to bed tonight, take one of your cigars, unwrap it, and... - Almost married ! Santa and Banta meet after many years. Banta asks Santa, 'How have things been going?'
Santa speaking very slowly tells Banta, 'I wa.aa..sss aaal.m.ooo.sst mmm.aa.rrr. ii.e.ddd'
Banta says in amazement, 'Hey; you don`t... - Santa operated Santa wakes up following an operation to find the doctor standing at the foot of the bed.
'Doctor, how did it go?'
'I have good news and bad news', says the doctor.
'Give me the good news, I feel terrible and... -
Vet help ! Banta buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant, and calls a vet for help. The vet tells him that he should try artificial insemination.
Banta doesn`t have the slightest idea what this means but not wanting to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how... - Santa in Navy Santa joins the navy and is shipped out immediately to an aircraft carrier in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. The captain is showing him around the ship, when Santa asks the captain what the sailors do to satisfy their urges when they`re at sea for so long.
'Let me show you,' says the captain and...