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Santa was retiring from his long and rewarding career as a specialist in circumcision. Throughout his career, he had saved the foreskins of his patients in specimen jars as momentos, and now wished to fashion them into a souvenir.
So he brought his hundreds of specimens to a leathersmith, and asked him to craft an article of fine artistic quality.
"I`ll see what I can do," said the artisan, "Check back with me in one week."
Santa returned one week later, eager to see what magnificent article the leathersmith had made for him. But the leathersmith presented to him only a wallet.
"All those foreskins and you made a small wallet out of it?" exclaimed Santa.
The leathersmith replied, "Yes, but if you stroke it, it becomes a briefcase."
- Getting better ! For his wife, Jeeto`s birthday party, Santa ordered a special cake with this inscription:
'You are not getting older,
You are just getting better.'
When asked how he wanted it arranged, Santa said... - Strange addiction Banta went to his doctor, seeking help for his terrible addiction to cigars. The doctor was quite familiar with his very compulsive patient, so recommended an unusual and quite drastic form of aversion therapy.
'When you go to bed tonight, take one of your cigars, unwrap it, and... - Almost married ! Santa and Banta meet after many years. Banta asks Santa, 'How have things been going?'
Santa speaking very slowly tells Banta, 'I wa.aa..sss aaal.m.ooo.sst mmm.aa.rrr. ii.e.ddd'
Banta says in amazement, 'Hey; you don`t... - Santa operated Santa wakes up following an operation to find the doctor standing at the foot of the bed.
'Doctor, how did it go?'
'I have good news and bad news', says the doctor.
'Give me the good news, I feel terrible and... -
Vet help ! Banta buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant, and calls a vet for help. The vet tells him that he should try artificial insemination.
Banta doesn`t have the slightest idea what this means but not wanting to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how...