| At school Santa`s son, Pappu, was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth." Pappu decides to go home and try it out. He goes home, and as he is greeted by his mother, Jeeto, he says, "I know the whole truth." Jeeto quickly hands him Rs 100 and says, "Just don`t tell your father." Quite pleased, Pappu waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, "I know the whole truth." Santa promptly hands him Rs 200 and says, "Please don`t say a word to your mother." Very pleased, Pappu is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. Pappu greets him by saying, "I know the whole truth." The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, "Then come give your real father a big hug." |