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    Banta got married to a good-looking gal, Preeto and after the wedding, laid down the following rules:

    "I`ll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don`t expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you otherwise. I`ll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don`t you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?"
    Preeto said, "No, that`s fine with me. Just understand that there`ll be sex here at nine o`clock every night - whether you`re here or not."
  • Briefcase ! Santa was retiring from his long and rewarding career as a specialist in circumcision. Throughout his career, he had saved the foreskins of his patients in specimen jars as momentos, and now wished to fashion them into a souvenir.
    So he brought his hundreds of specimens to a leathersmith, and asked him to...
  • Disgrace Preeto was virgin and was going out on a date with Banta for the first time and she told her grandmother about it. So, the grandmother says sit here and let me tell you about those young boys.
    He is going to try to kiss you, you are going to like that but, don`t let him do that. He is going to try to feel your breast, you are going to like that but..
  • Getting better ! For his wife, Jeeto`s birthday party, Santa ordered a special cake with this inscription:

    'You are not getting older,
    You are just getting better.'

    When asked how he wanted it arranged, Santa said...
  • Strange addiction Banta went to his doctor, seeking help for his terrible addiction to cigars. The doctor was quite familiar with his very compulsive patient, so recommended an unusual and quite drastic form of aversion therapy.
    'When you go to bed tonight, take one of your cigars, unwrap it, and...
  • Almost married ! Santa and Banta meet after many years. Banta asks Santa, 'How have things been going?'

    Santa speaking very slowly tells Banta, 'I wa.aa..sss aaal.m.ooo.sst mmm.aa.rrr. ii.e.ddd'

    Banta says in amazement, 'Hey; you don`t...
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