Laryngites !

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    Santa walked into a ice cream parlor and whispered: "Can I have an ice cream ?"
    "Certainly you may," said the shop assistant. "What flavour would you like, vanilla, chocolate or strawberry ?"
    "I`ll have strawberry,please," Santa whispered.
    "And what about topping, chocolate?"
    "Chocolate will be fine," Santa whispered.
    "Crushed nuts ?" asked the shop assistant.
    "No," the bloke whispered, "Laryngites."
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