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    Santa`s parrot has the habit of jumping on hens, so Santa tells him that if he does it again he will pull out every feather on its head.
    The parrot jumps on the hens again, and his head feathers are all pulled out. Meanwhile Jeeto, Santa`s wife, who has pretentions to culture, is having a formal dinner. She appoints the parrot to be butler and to tell the guests where to put their hats and coats.
    The party proceeds without mishap, with the parrot announcing, "Ladies to the right! Gentlemen to the left!"
    Suddenly, two bald-headed men enter, and the parrot says, "You two chicken-fuckers come out in the hen house with me."
  • At nine o`clock ! Banta got married to a good-looking gal, Preeto and after the wedding, laid down the following rules:

    'I`ll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don`t expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you otherwise. I`ll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing when I...
  • Tho whole truth At school Santa`s son, Pappu, was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, 'I know the whole truth.'
    Pappu decides to go home and try it out. He goes home, and as he is greeted by his mother, Jeeto, he says...
  • Briefcase ! Santa was retiring from his long and rewarding career as a specialist in circumcision. Throughout his career, he had saved the foreskins of his patients in specimen jars as momentos, and now wished to fashion them into a souvenir.
    So he brought his hundreds of specimens to a leathersmith, and asked him to...
  • Disgrace Preeto was virgin and was going out on a date with Banta for the first time and she told her grandmother about it. So, the grandmother says sit here and let me tell you about those young boys.
    He is going to try to kiss you, you are going to like that but, don`t let him do that. He is going to try to feel your breast, you are going to like that but..
  • Getting better ! For his wife, Jeeto`s birthday party, Santa ordered a special cake with this inscription:

    'You are not getting older,
    You are just getting better.'

    When asked how he wanted it arranged, Santa said...
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