Breathalyzer test!

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    After a wild freeway chase, the motorcycle cop waved the speeding sports car over to the curb. When he walked up to the drivers window, he was surprised to find a very attractive blonde behind the wheel.
    "Ma`am," he said ."I`m afraid we`re going to have to give you a Breathalyzer test to see whether or not you`ve been drinking."
    The test was taken and as the officer eyed the results, he said, "Lady, you`ve had a couple of stiff ones."
    "That`s amazing!"the girl cried."You mean it shows that, too!"
  • Air sick ! Banta gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong, mean-looking, hulking guy plops down in the seat next to him. The huge man glares threateningly at Banta, crowds him so much that he`s flattened against the window, and immediately falls asleep.After the plane takes off, Banta starts to feel...
  • Sharp memory Little Johnny walks into school one day to find a substitute in place of his regular teacher. She says, 'Hello Class, I`m Mrs. Prussy. When you say my name class, remember it has an 'r' after the first letter.'
    A few days later the regular teacher is still sick. When Little Johnny gets to his desk, the teacher asks him...
  • Confession !! A drunk was staggering down the main street of town. Somehow he managed to make it up the stairs to the cathedral and into the building, where he crashed from pew to pew, finally making his way to a side aisle and into a confessional.
    A priest had been observing the man`s sorry progress and figuring that the fellow was in need of some assistance, proceeded to...
  • The missed deal Santa and Banta are visting London for the first time. They see a sign reading, 'Suits Pound 15, Shirts Pound 2, Trousers Pound 3.'
    'Wow,' says Banta. 'we should snap up some of these bargains and sell them at a profit when we get home.'
    Santa agrees and...
  • Chicken farming ! One day our Santa decided he was going to give up the city life, move to the country, and become a chicken farmer. He found a nice, used chicken farm, which he bought. Turns out that his next door neighbour, Banta, was also a chicken farmer.
    Banta came for a visit one day and said...
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