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A plane is flying over the Bay of Bengal as Santa, the pilot, is finishing an announcement on the intercom. Putting the mike down, he hits the Off switch. Unbeknownst to him, the switch is malfunctioning and his conversation is broadcast into the passenger area.
"Take over for awhile, Kapoor," Santa says to his co-pilot. "I think I`ll go take a shit and then bang that new stewardess."
At this statement the passengers fly into a frenzy of conversation and gossip. The new stewardess Preeto, Banta`s wife, is greatly embarassed and can no longer stay at her post, so she hurries toward the cockpit. But in her haste she trips and falls to her knees in the aisle. She happens to land next to a little old lady, who turns to help her up.
As she does, the lady says sweetly, "Don`t rush, dear; he said he had to take a shit first."
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So the elephant says, 'Help me, help me.'
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The parrot jumps on the hens again, and his head feathers are all pulled out. Meanwhile Jeeto, Santa`s wife, who has pretentions to culture, is having a formal dinner. She appoints the parrot... - Laryngites ! Santa walked into a ice cream parlor and whispered: 'Can I have an ice cream ?'
'Certainly you may,' said the shop assistant. 'What flavour would you like, vanilla, chocolate or strawberry ?'
'I`ll have... - At nine o`clock ! Banta got married to a good-looking gal, Preeto and after the wedding, laid down the following rules:
'I`ll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don`t expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you otherwise. I`ll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing when I... - Tho whole truth At school Santa`s son, Pappu, was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, 'I know the whole truth.'
Pappu decides to go home and try it out. He goes home, and as he is greeted by his mother, Jeeto, he says...