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Santa lived in an apartment building and had to walk down the hall every morning to get his mail. One morning while getting his mail, his new neighbor slinked out of her apartment towards him and as she leaned over to get her mail her robe opened a bit.
Santa could hardly beleive it, she wasn`t wearing a thing under her robe. The woman leaned closer to Santa and said good morning.This time her robe opened up completely. She purred to Santa that she hadn`t had a man in years.
Santa could hardly keep eye contact when she said she heard someone coming and that they should go back to her apartment. They went inside and she let the robe fall to the floor.
"What do you think my best feature is?", she asked
Santa stuttered and drueled a bit and finally said, "Your ears."
"What do you mean my ears, look at me. I have round perfect breasts, a nice tight ass and legs to die for what on earth made you say EARS!!!
"Well," said Santa "In the hall you said you heard someone coming, that was me!!!
- Don`t rush ! A plane is flying over the Bay of Bengal as Santa, the pilot, is finishing an announcement on the intercom. Putting the mike down, he hits the Off switch. Unbeknownst to him, the switch is malfunctioning and his conversation is broadcast into the passenger area.
'Take over for awhile, Kapoor,' Santa says to his co-pilot and... -
Hunting season ! Santa and his wife, Jeeto, lived aways out in the piney woods and after a few years began to have problems of a very personal nature. Not being well versed in the matters taught in school, Santa decided to consult a physician in regards to the matter.
'Doc, lots of times I get the mating urge out in the fields,' confessed Santa. 'But there`s no way to let my wife know because... - Suffer bitch ! An elephant is walking through the jungle when she gets a thorn in her foot. She is in absolute agony until an ant strolls by.
So the elephant says, 'Help me, help me.'
But the ant refuses unless the elephants agrees to let the ant have his wicked way with... - Santa`s parrot Santa`s parrot has the habit of jumping on hens, so Santa tells him that if he does it again he will pull out every feather on its head.
The parrot jumps on the hens again, and his head feathers are all pulled out. Meanwhile Jeeto, Santa`s wife, who has pretentions to culture, is having a formal dinner. She appoints the parrot... - Laryngites ! Santa walked into a ice cream parlor and whispered: 'Can I have an ice cream ?'
'Certainly you may,' said the shop assistant. 'What flavour would you like, vanilla, chocolate or strawberry ?'
'I`ll have...