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Banta and his wife, Preeto, were watching one of those television preachers on TV one night.
The preacher faces the camera and announces, "My friends, I`d like to share my healing powers with everyone watching this program. Place one hand on top of your TV and the other hand on the part of your body that ails you, and I will heal you."
Preeto has been having terrible stomach problems, so she places one hand on the television and the other hand on her stomach.
Meanwhile, Banta approaches the television, placing one hand on top of the TV and the other hand on his groin. With a frown, Preeto says, "He`s talking about healing the sick, not raising the dead."
- Best feature ! Santa lived in an apartment building and had to walk down the hall every morning to get his mail. One morning while getting his mail, his new neighbor slinked out of her apartment towards him and as she leaned over to get her mail her robe opened a bit.
Santa could hardly beleive it, she wasn`t wearing... - Santa`s dog Three people, 2 men and Mrs Santa, Jeeto, and their dogs are in the Vets waiting room.The first man`s dog asked the second man`s dog, 'What you are here for?'
They are putting me down.'
Oh no, says the first dog, why?
The second dog says,'Well, you see... I`ve been chasing... - Don`t rush ! A plane is flying over the Bay of Bengal as Santa, the pilot, is finishing an announcement on the intercom. Putting the mike down, he hits the Off switch. Unbeknownst to him, the switch is malfunctioning and his conversation is broadcast into the passenger area.
'Take over for awhile, Kapoor,' Santa says to his co-pilot and... -
Hunting season ! Santa and his wife, Jeeto, lived aways out in the piney woods and after a few years began to have problems of a very personal nature. Not being well versed in the matters taught in school, Santa decided to consult a physician in regards to the matter.
'Doc, lots of times I get the mating urge out in the fields,' confessed Santa. 'But there`s no way to let my wife know because... - Suffer bitch ! An elephant is walking through the jungle when she gets a thorn in her foot. She is in absolute agony until an ant strolls by.
So the elephant says, 'Help me, help me.'
But the ant refuses unless the elephants agrees to let the ant have his wicked way with...