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Santa, the biology teacher, called on Neha, "Can you tell me the part of the body that, under the right conditions, expands to six times it`s normal size, and state the conditions."
Neha gasped and said in a huff, "Why, Sir ? That is an inappropriate question and my parents are going to hear of it when I get home!" She sat down, red-faced.
"Sunita, can you tell me the answer?" asked Santa.
"The pupil of the eye, under dark conditions" said Sunita.
"Correct. Now Neha, I have three things to say to you. First, you have not studied your lesson. Second, you have a dirty mind. And third, you are going to be disappointed someday!"
- Murder trial A defendant was on trial for murder. There was strong evidence indicating guilt, but there was no corpse.
In the defense`s closing statement the lawyer, knowing that his client would probably be convicted, resorted to a trick:
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The blind guy then found the radio and started calling the... - Smart lawyer A Lawyer was defending a man in court that had broken a window and stolen some jewlery.
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Kicks law ? Santa was hunting in Bhatinda recently, when he attempted to cross a fence into a field to retrieve a pigeon he had shot. A farmer came and asked Santa what he was doing on his property.
'Retrieving this pigeon that I just shot', he replied.
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When Santa got in and they started on their way he enquired what the three pinned emblem on the front is for.
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