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    A young man from the city went to visit his farmer uncle. For the first few days, the uncle showed him the usual things - chickens, cows, crops, etc. After three days, however, it was obvious that the nephew was getting bored, and the uncle was running out of things to amuse him with.
    Finally, the uncle had an idea. "Why don`t you grab a gun, take the dogs, and go shooting?"
    This seemed to cheer the nephew up, and with enthusiasm, off he went, dogs in trail. After a few hours, the nephew returned.
    "How did you enjoy that?" asked the uncle.
    "It was great!" exclaimed the nephew. "Got any more dogs?"
  • Dirty mind!! Santa, the biology teacher, called on Neha, 'Can you tell me the part of the body that, under the right conditions, expands to six times it`s normal size, and state the conditions.'
    Neha gasped and said in a huff, 'Why, Sir ? That is an inappropriate question and my parents are going to...
  • Smart dog A wealthy man decided to go on a safari in Africa. He took his faithful pet dog along for company. One day the dog starts chasing butterflies and before long he discovers that he is lost. So, wandering about he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the obvious intention of having lunch.
    The dog thinks...
  • Murder trial A defendant was on trial for murder. There was strong evidence indicating guilt, but there was no corpse.
    In the defense`s closing statement the lawyer, knowing that his client would probably be convicted, resorted to a trick:
    'Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I have a surprise for...
  • Upside down ! A blind man was traveling in his private jet when he detected something was wrong. He made his way to the cockpit and got no response from his pilot.
    The blind guy then found the radio and started calling the...
  • Smart lawyer A Lawyer was defending a man in court that had broken a window and stolen some jewlery.
    The Lawyer decided to try a unique defense, he told the judge that you shouldn`t punish the whole man for something that his arm did.
    The judge thought for a minute, then said...
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