Screwdriver !

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    The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model to the airport.
    Halfway there, the front tire went flat.
    The model said, "Driver, I don`t have time to wait for road service. Can you change it yourself?"
    The driver said, "Sure."
    He got out of the car and proceeded to change the tire, but couldn`t get the wheel cover off.
    The model saw him struggling and asked, "Do you want a screwdriver?"
    He said "Sure! But, first I have to change this tire."
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