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Santa found out there was a great deal of money to be made in the horse racing business. To his dismay, he discovered at the horse auction that the prices of horses were too steep and all he could afford was a donkey, which he bought.
Determined to make money, he entered his donkey in a race and to everyone`s surprise finished third. The next day, the newspaper headline read:
SANTA`S ASS SHOWS
The following week Santa again entered the race and this time won! The newspaper headline read:
SANTA`S ASS OUT IN FRONT
Annoyed by this kind of publicity, the Mayor suggested that Santa not continue this activity. The headline read:
MAYOR SCRATCHES SANTA`S ASS
After reading the paper the Mayor demanded that Santa get rid of the donkey. Sanata gave the donkey to Banta`s wife, Preeto. The headlines read:
PREETO HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN
When he recovered from the shock, the Mayor ordered Preeto to sell the donkey. When it was discovered that Preeto sold the donkey to a farmer for Rs 500, the headline read:
PREETO PEDDLES ASS FOR 500 BUCKS
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Healing ! Banta and his wife, Preeto, were watching one of those television preachers on TV one night.
The preacher faces the camera and announces, 'My friends, I`d like to share my healing powers with everyone watching this program. Place one hand on top of your TV and the other hand on the... - Girl`s best friends After dinner and a movie, Santa drove his date, Jeeto, to a quiet country road and made his move. When Jeeto responded enthusiastically to his kissing, Santa tried sliding his hand up her blouse. Suddenly, Jeeto jerked away, got out of the car is a hurry, and ran home.
Later that night, she wrote in her diary... - Best feature ! Santa lived in an apartment building and had to walk down the hall every morning to get his mail. One morning while getting his mail, his new neighbor slinked out of her apartment towards him and as she leaned over to get her mail her robe opened a bit.
Santa could hardly beleive it, she wasn`t wearing... - Santa`s dog Three people, 2 men and Mrs Santa, Jeeto, and their dogs are in the Vets waiting room.The first man`s dog asked the second man`s dog, 'What you are here for?'
They are putting me down.'
Oh no, says the first dog, why?
The second dog says,'Well, you see... I`ve been chasing... - Don`t rush ! A plane is flying over the Bay of Bengal as Santa, the pilot, is finishing an announcement on the intercom. Putting the mike down, he hits the Off switch. Unbeknownst to him, the switch is malfunctioning and his conversation is broadcast into the passenger area.
'Take over for awhile, Kapoor,' Santa says to his co-pilot and...