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Santa was walking down the street when he bumped into his old friend Banta.
Banta, "Hii, long time no see, what have you been upto ?"
Santa, "Nothing much got married 4 months ago"
Banta, "Really! how is it?"
Santa, "Okay I guess..she cooks, cleans, and sleeps next to me"
Banta knowing Santa as being a bit daft asks, "Sleeps next to you only nothing done?"
Santa, "Nothing like what ?"
Banta thinks for a bit and says invite me to your place today and I`ll show you and Santa agrees. After they had a meal Banta suggests to Santa to go hide in the bedroom cupboard and peep through the keyhole.
Santa goes into the cupboard and Banta goes for Santa`s wife, Jeeto, since she has waited for so long it took Banta no time to get her into bed. After they`d finished screwing each other`s brain`s out Jeeto went to wash-up and Santa came out.
Banta asked, "Did you see what I did. That`s what YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO DO!"
Santa Shakes his head to say he understood and Banta leaves. A few weeks later again Banta Bumps into Santa.
Banta, "So, how`s it going? Are you doing what I showed you to do"
Santa, "YEAH!! now EVERYDAY I bring someone in and hide in to cupboard!!!!"
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Santa`s neighbour Santa has been in job for 30 years in Ludhiana and is finally sick of the city life. He quits his job and buys 5 acres of land in a remote area - as far from humanity as possible. He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise, it`s total peace and quiet.
After six months or so of almost total isolation, Santa is finishing dinner when someone knocks on his door. He opens it and there`s... -
Healing ! Banta and his wife, Preeto, were watching one of those television preachers on TV one night.
The preacher faces the camera and announces, 'My friends, I`d like to share my healing powers with everyone watching this program. Place one hand on top of your TV and the other hand on the... - Girl`s best friends After dinner and a movie, Santa drove his date, Jeeto, to a quiet country road and made his move. When Jeeto responded enthusiastically to his kissing, Santa tried sliding his hand up her blouse. Suddenly, Jeeto jerked away, got out of the car is a hurry, and ran home.
Later that night, she wrote in her diary... - Best feature ! Santa lived in an apartment building and had to walk down the hall every morning to get his mail. One morning while getting his mail, his new neighbor slinked out of her apartment towards him and as she leaned over to get her mail her robe opened a bit.
Santa could hardly beleive it, she wasn`t wearing... - Santa`s dog Three people, 2 men and Mrs Santa, Jeeto, and their dogs are in the Vets waiting room.The first man`s dog asked the second man`s dog, 'What you are here for?'
They are putting me down.'
Oh no, says the first dog, why?
The second dog says,'Well, you see... I`ve been chasing...