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Santa and Jeeto scheduled their annual medical examinations on the same day so they could travel together.
After the examination, the doctor then said to Santa, "You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?"
"In fact, I do", said Santa. "After I have sex with my wife for the first time, I am usually hot and sweaty. And then, after I have sex with my wife the second time, I am usually cold and chilly."
"This is very interesting", replied the doctor.
"Let me do some research and get back to you."
After examining Jeeto, the doctor said: "Everything appears to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?"
Jeeto replied that she had no questions nor concerns.
The doctor asked, "Your husband had an unusual concern. He claims that he is usually hot and sweaty after having sex the first time with you and then cold and chilly after the second time. Do you know why?"
"Oh !!" she replied. "That`s because the first time is usually in June and the second time is usually in December."
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Determined to make money, he entered his donkey in a race and to everyone`s surprise... -
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Healing ! Banta and his wife, Preeto, were watching one of those television preachers on TV one night.
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