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Three convicts, including Santa, were on the way to prison. They were each allowed to take one item with them to help them occupy their time while incarcerated.
On the bus, one turned to another and said, `So, what did you bring?`
The second convict pulled out a box of paints and stated that he intended to paint anything he could.
Then he asked the first, `What did you bring?`
The first convict pulled out a deck of cards and grinned and said, `I brought cards. I can play poker, solitaire and gin, and any number of games.`
Santa, was sitting quietly aside, grinning to himself. The other two took notice and asked, `Why are you so smug? What did you bring?`
Santa pulled out a box of tampons and smiled. He said, `I brought these.`
The other two were puzzled and asked, `What can you do with those?`
Santa grinned and pointed to the box and said, `Well according to the box, I can go horseback riding, swimming, roller-skating....`
- Santa in cupboard ! Santa was walking down the street when he bumped into his old friend Banta.
Banta, 'Hii, long time no see, what have you been upto ?'
Santa, 'Nothing much got married 4 months ago'
Banta, 'Really! how is it?'
Santa, 'Okay I guess..she cooks, cleans, and... - Media blitz Santa found out there was a great deal of money to be made in the horse racing business. To his dismay, he discovered at the horse auction that the prices of horses were too steep and all he could afford was a donkey, which he bought.
Determined to make money, he entered his donkey in a race and to everyone`s surprise... -
Santa`s neighbour Santa has been in job for 30 years in Ludhiana and is finally sick of the city life. He quits his job and buys 5 acres of land in a remote area - as far from humanity as possible. He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise, it`s total peace and quiet.
After six months or so of almost total isolation, Santa is finishing dinner when someone knocks on his door. He opens it and there`s... -
Healing ! Banta and his wife, Preeto, were watching one of those television preachers on TV one night.
The preacher faces the camera and announces, 'My friends, I`d like to share my healing powers with everyone watching this program. Place one hand on top of your TV and the other hand on the... - Girl`s best friends After dinner and a movie, Santa drove his date, Jeeto, to a quiet country road and made his move. When Jeeto responded enthusiastically to his kissing, Santa tried sliding his hand up her blouse. Suddenly, Jeeto jerked away, got out of the car is a hurry, and ran home.
Later that night, she wrote in her diary...