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A teacher is instructing her fourth grade class, and she`s telling them that the word of the day is `contagious.` She asks if anyone can use this word in a sentence, and several students raise their hands. "Rohit," she says.
Rohit says, "My dad told me to stay away from kids with mumps `cause they`re contagious."
"Very good," says the teacher.
Then she picks Pinki, who says, "The atmosphere was contagious."
The teacher says, "Excellent, Pinki!"
Then she notices that Santa`s son has his hand up at the back of the class. "Yes, you?"
Santa`s son says, "The other day, me and my dad saw our stupid neighbor painting her fence. She had a tiny little model car paintbrush, and she was going in tiny little strokes up and down the fence, and my dad says to me, `God, it`s gonna take that cunt ages to finish that fence.`"
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Multi purpose ! Three convicts, including Santa, were on the way to prison. They were each allowed to take one item with them to help them occupy their time while incarcerated.
On the bus, one turned to another and said, `So, what did you bring?`
The second convict pulled out a box of paints and stated that... - Medical concern Santa and Jeeto scheduled their annual medical examinations on the same day so they could travel together.
After the examination, the doctor then said to Santa, 'You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?'
'In fact, I do', said Santa. 'After I have sex with my wife for the first time, I am usually hot and... - Santa in cupboard ! Santa was walking down the street when he bumped into his old friend Banta.
Banta, 'Hii, long time no see, what have you been upto ?'
Santa, 'Nothing much got married 4 months ago'
Banta, 'Really! how is it?'
Santa, 'Okay I guess..she cooks, cleans, and... - Media blitz Santa found out there was a great deal of money to be made in the horse racing business. To his dismay, he discovered at the horse auction that the prices of horses were too steep and all he could afford was a donkey, which he bought.
Determined to make money, he entered his donkey in a race and to everyone`s surprise... -
Santa`s neighbour Santa has been in job for 30 years in Ludhiana and is finally sick of the city life. He quits his job and buys 5 acres of land in a remote area - as far from humanity as possible. He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise, it`s total peace and quiet.
After six months or so of almost total isolation, Santa is finishing dinner when someone knocks on his door. He opens it and there`s...