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A very inebriated lady walked into a bar shortly before closing time, sat at the bar and ordered, "Barbender, barbender, I would like a Martoutsy." The bartender brought her a Martini, which she drinks in one gulp.
"Barbender, I would like another Martoutsy", again the bartender brought her a Martini. By this time the lady is leaning heavily forward, barely able to hang on.
She called, "Barbender, your Martoutsys are giving me heartburn."
Patiently, the bartender came near her and said, "Lady, I am not a barbender, but a bartender, and what you have been drinking is not a Martoutsy, but a Martini, and finally, you do not have heartburn, your tits are hanging in the ashtray."
- Tatoo !! Banta goes to the tatoo parlor and offers the tattoo artist Rs 10,000 to put a 500 rupee note on his willie. The artist agrees, but is curious and asks the man why he wants to do this.
Banta replies, 'I have my reasons which I would rather not tell right now.'
So, the artist goes ahead and does the job. But, all the while he is... -
Multi purpose ! Three convicts, including Santa, were on the way to prison. They were each allowed to take one item with them to help them occupy their time while incarcerated.
On the bus, one turned to another and said, `So, what did you bring?`
The second convict pulled out a box of paints and stated that... - Medical concern Santa and Jeeto scheduled their annual medical examinations on the same day so they could travel together.
After the examination, the doctor then said to Santa, 'You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?'
'In fact, I do', said Santa. 'After I have sex with my wife for the first time, I am usually hot and... - Santa in cupboard ! Santa was walking down the street when he bumped into his old friend Banta.
Banta, 'Hii, long time no see, what have you been upto ?'
Santa, 'Nothing much got married 4 months ago'
Banta, 'Really! how is it?'
Santa, 'Okay I guess..she cooks, cleans, and... - Media blitz Santa found out there was a great deal of money to be made in the horse racing business. To his dismay, he discovered at the horse auction that the prices of horses were too steep and all he could afford was a donkey, which he bought.
Determined to make money, he entered his donkey in a race and to everyone`s surprise...