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Santa and his wife, Jeeto, had been stranded on a deserted island for many years. The morning following a bad storm, a new guy washes up on the shore. New guy and Jeeto are very attracted to each other right away, but realize certain protocols will have to be observed. The husband, however, is very glad to see him there.
"Now we will be able to have three people doing 8-hour shifts in the watchtower, rather than two people doing 12-hour shifts."
The guy volunteers to do the first shift. He climbs up the tower and stands watch, observing the ocean horizon for any ships. Soon Santa and Jeeto start placing stones in a circle in order to make a fire to cook supper.
The guy yells down: "Hey, no fucking!"
Santa and Jeeto looks at each other and yells back: "We`re not fucking!"
A few minutes later they start to put driftwood into the stone circle.
Again the guy yells down: "Heeey, no fucking!"
Again they yell back, "We`re not fucking!"
Later Santa and Jeeto are putting palm leaves on the roof to their shack to patch leaks.
Once again the guy yells down from high above: "Hey, I said no fucking!!"
Finally the shift is over and the guy climbs down from the tower and Santa starts to climb up. He`s only half-way up, when Jeeto and the guy are screwing their brains out.
Once at the top, Santa looks out from the tower and says: "Son-of-a-gun. From up here it DOES look like they`re fucking."
- Contagious A teacher is instructing her fourth grade class, and she`s telling them that the word of the day is `contagious.` She asks if anyone can use this word in a sentence, and several students raise their hands.
'Rohit,' she says.
Rohit says, 'My dad told me to stay away from kids with mumps `cause they`re... - Tatoo !! Banta goes to the tatoo parlor and offers the tattoo artist Rs 10,000 to put a 500 rupee note on his willie. The artist agrees, but is curious and asks the man why he wants to do this.
Banta replies, 'I have my reasons which I would rather not tell right now.'
So, the artist goes ahead and does the job. But, all the while he is... -
Multi purpose ! Three convicts, including Santa, were on the way to prison. They were each allowed to take one item with them to help them occupy their time while incarcerated.
On the bus, one turned to another and said, `So, what did you bring?`
The second convict pulled out a box of paints and stated that... - Medical concern Santa and Jeeto scheduled their annual medical examinations on the same day so they could travel together.
After the examination, the doctor then said to Santa, 'You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?'
'In fact, I do', said Santa. 'After I have sex with my wife for the first time, I am usually hot and... - Santa in cupboard ! Santa was walking down the street when he bumped into his old friend Banta.
Banta, 'Hii, long time no see, what have you been upto ?'
Santa, 'Nothing much got married 4 months ago'
Banta, 'Really! how is it?'
Santa, 'Okay I guess..she cooks, cleans, and...