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Banta to his wife, Preeto, "Honey, I got a new secretary, and imagine what happened! She`s got a red and white bra. You know, these are my favorite colors. Anyway, it`s not a big deal but it feels good."
The next day when Banta came home Preeto asks, "How was your day?"
Banta says, "Fantastic! It`s not only her bra that is red and white but also her panties. You know it`s not a big deal but it really feels good!"
The third day when they came back from their offices, Banta asks Preeto, "How was your day, and what happened today in your office, honey?"
Preeto says, "Oh, nothing special, sweetheart. I got a new boss today. His dick is two inches longer than yours. You know it`s not a big deal but, hell, it feels good!"
- Heartburn ! A very inebriated lady walked into a bar shortly before closing time, sat at the bar and ordered, 'Barbender, barbender, I would like a Martoutsy.' The bartender brought her a Martini, which she drinks in one gulp.
'Barbender, I would like another Martoutsy', again the bartender brought her a Martini. By this time the lady is leaning... - Contagious A teacher is instructing her fourth grade class, and she`s telling them that the word of the day is `contagious.` She asks if anyone can use this word in a sentence, and several students raise their hands.
'Rohit,' she says.
Rohit says, 'My dad told me to stay away from kids with mumps `cause they`re... - Tatoo !! Banta goes to the tatoo parlor and offers the tattoo artist Rs 10,000 to put a 500 rupee note on his willie. The artist agrees, but is curious and asks the man why he wants to do this.
Banta replies, 'I have my reasons which I would rather not tell right now.'
So, the artist goes ahead and does the job. But, all the while he is... -
Multi purpose ! Three convicts, including Santa, were on the way to prison. They were each allowed to take one item with them to help them occupy their time while incarcerated.
On the bus, one turned to another and said, `So, what did you bring?`
The second convict pulled out a box of paints and stated that... - Medical concern Santa and Jeeto scheduled their annual medical examinations on the same day so they could travel together.
After the examination, the doctor then said to Santa, 'You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?'
'In fact, I do', said Santa. 'After I have sex with my wife for the first time, I am usually hot and...