| Banta and Preeto are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. Banta says to Preeto, "I was wondering, have you ever cheated on me?" Preeto replies, "Oh dear, why would you ask such a question now?" "I really want to know. Please..." "Well, all right. Yes, 3 times..." "Three? Well, when were they?" Banta asked. "Well, remember when you were 35 years old and you really wanted to start the business on your own and no bank would give you a loan? Remember, then one day the bank president himself came over the house and signed the loan papers, no questions asked?" "Oh, Preeto, you did that for me! I respect you even more than ever, to do such a thing for me. So, when was number two?" "Well, remember when you had that last heart attack and you were needing that very tricky operation, and no surgeon would touch you? Then remember how Dr. Santa came all the way up here, to do the surgery himself, and then you were in good shape again?" "I can`t believe it! Preeto, you should do such a thing for me, to save my l ife. I couldn`t have a more wonderful wife. To do such a thing, you must really love me darling. I couldn`t be more moved. So, all right then, when was number three?" "Remember a few years ago, when you really wanted to be presiden of the golf club and you were 21 votes short..?" |