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Santa was talking to his fiancee, Jeeto, and he said, "Be honest, how am I as a lover?"
To which Jeeto replied, "Honey, I would definitely say that you`re warm."
"Really?" Santa said excitedly.
"Yes, in fact I would say that you`re the dictionary definition of the word `warm`."
Santa was pleased until he went home and, just for fun, checked his dictionary and found, "WARM: Not so hot."
- Killed the pig ! Bill Clinton and his driver were cruising along a country road one night when all of a sudden they hit a pig, killing it instantly. Bill told his driver to go up to the farm house and explain to the owners what had happened. About 1 hour later Bill sees his driver staggering back to the car with a...
- Punch me Santa and Banta are at work, digging a hole. Banta asks Santa other, 'Why is that guy up there sitting under the tree while we do all the work?'
Santa said that he doesn`t know, so he goes up and asks him why.
The guy under the tree says, 'Because I have... - Santa`s prescription Outside a pharmacy in a busy street, a poor man is clutching onto a pole for dear life, not breathing, not moving, not twitching a muscle, just standing there, frozen.
The pharmacist, seeing this strange sight in front of his shop, goes up to his assistant, Santa, and asks, 'What`s the matter with that guy? Wasn`t he... - Unfaithful Banta wanted to determine if both his wife, Preeto and mistress were faithful to him. So he decided to send them on the same cruise, then later question each one on the other`s behavior.
When his wife, Preeto, returned, he asked her about the people on the trip in general, then casually asked her about the specific behavior of... -
Santa`s expedition ! Santa, a big-game hunter, went on safari with his wife, Jeeto and mother-in-law.
One evening, while still deep in the jungle, Jeeeto awoke to find her mother gone. Rushing to Santa, she insisted on them both trying to find her mother.
Santa picked up his rifle and...