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Banta starts a new job, and the boss says, "If you marry my daughter, I`ll make you a partner, give you an expense account, a Mercedes, and a million rupee annual salary."
Banta says, "What`s wrong with her?"
The boss shows him a picture, and she`s hideous. The boss says, "It`s only fair to tell you, she`s not only ugly, she`s as dumb as a wall."
Banta says, "I don`t care what you offer me, it ain`t worth it."
The boss says, "I`ll give you a five million rupee salary and build you a mansion."
Banta accepts, figuring he can put a bag over her head when they have sex.
About a year later, Banta buys an painting and he`s about to hang it on the wall. He climbs a ladder and yells to his wife, Preeto"Bring me a hammer."
Preeto mumbles, "Get the hammer. Get the hammer," and she fetches the hammer.
Banta says, "Get me some nails."
She mumbles, "Get the nails. Get the nails," and she gets him some nails.
Banta starts hammering a nail into the wall, he hits his thumb, and he yells, "Fuck!"
Preeto mumbles, "Get the bag. Get the bag."
- Blow job !! A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home. Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the counter.
She started talking to him, and tracing her fingers in the ashes, she said, 'You know that... - Gas Grill Banta and Preeto had been married 15 years. One afternoon they were working in the garden together.
As Preeto was bending over pulling weeds, Banta said, 'Hey honey, you`re getting fat. Your butt is getting huge. I bet it`s as big as the gas grill now.'
Banta, feeling he needed to prove his point, got a yard stick... - Confusion ! Banta walked into a bar and saw a golden mug on a shelf above the bartender and it said 'Win this...free beer for LIFE!'
Banta walked up to the bartender and asked 'How do I win this golden mug?'
The bartender replied, 'See that drunken man over there? Knock him out in one punch. See that lion? He has a toothache but... -
One hole behind !! Santa was playing golf one day and he got lost. He saw a lady up ahead of him and went to her and said 'Can you please help me. I don`t know what hole I`m on.'
She told him 'You are one hole behind me. I`m on 7; you`re on 6.'
Santa thanked her and continued playing golf. On the back nine, he got... - Which half ? An eighty-year-old man was having an annual physical. As the doctor was listening to his heart with the stethoscope, he began muttering, 'Oh oh!'
The man asked the doctor, 'What`s the problem?'
'Well,' said the doc, 'you have a...