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Mr and Mrs Banta`s friend, Santa, is visiting from out-of-state, when an unexpected blizzard blows in, and keeps him from traveling. Since Bantas` have no guest room, he states his intention to find a nearby hotel, and be on his way in the morning.
"Nonsense," says Banta`s wife, Preeto. "Our bed is plenty big enough for all three of us, and we`re all friends here."
Banta concurs, and before long they`re settled in: Banta in the middle, Preeto on his left, and Santa on his right.
After a while, Banta begins snoring, and his wife, Preeto sneaks over to Santa`s side of the bed, and invites him to have sex with her Naturally, Santa`d like to, but he`s reluctant.
"We`re in the same bed with your husband, Banta! He`ll wake up, and he`ll kill me."
"Don`t worry about it," Preeto says, "he`s such a sound sleeper, he`ll never notice. If you don`t believe me, just yank a hair off of his ass. He won`t even wake up."
So the friend yanks a hair off Banta`s anus, and sure enough, she`s right. Banta sleeps right through having a hair yanked out of his ass. So, Preeto and Santa have sex, and then she goes back to her side of the bed.
After about twenty minutes, though, she`s back on his side of the bed, asking Santa to do it again. The same argument follows, another hair is yanked from Banta`s corn hole, and again they have sex. This keeps up for about half the night, until after about the sixth time, when Preeto goes back to her side.
Banta rolls over, and whispers to his friend, "I don`t mind that you`re shagging my wife, but do you really have to use my asshole as your scoreboard?"
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'Breast fed,' replied the woman.
'Strip down to your waist,' Dr. Santa ordered.
The woman did as she was told and Santa examined her... - Get the bag Banta starts a new job, and the boss says, 'If you marry my daughter, I`ll make you a partner, give you an expense account, a Mercedes, and a million rupee annual salary.'
Banta says, 'What`s wrong with her?'
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'Oh, that,' he says, 'that`s just the woman in front of you. They are drilling holes in her back to attach her wings.'
The woman is still a bit upset by this and is... - Blow job !! A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home. Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the counter.
She started talking to him, and tracing her fingers in the ashes, she said, 'You know that... - Gas Grill Banta and Preeto had been married 15 years. One afternoon they were working in the garden together.
As Preeto was bending over pulling weeds, Banta said, 'Hey honey, you`re getting fat. Your butt is getting huge. I bet it`s as big as the gas grill now.'
Banta, feeling he needed to prove his point, got a yard stick...