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Well-dressed Banta entered an upscale restaurant in the 17 sector, Chandigarh, and took a seat at the bar.
The bartender came over and asked "What can I get you to drink, sir?"
Banta responded, "Nothing, thank you. I tried alcohol once, didn`t like it, and never tried it again."
The bartender was a bit perplexed, but being a friendly sort, he pulled out a pack of cigarettes and offered him one.
Banta refused, saying, "I tried smoking once, didn`t like it, and never did it again. The point is, I wouldn`t be in here at all, except that I`m waiting for my son."
The bartender retorted, "Your only child, I presume?"
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'Nonsense,' says Banta`s wife, Preeto. 'Our bed is plenty big enough for... - The terminal diet A man returns from a foreign holiday and is feeling very ill. He goes to see his doctor, and is immediately rushed to the hospital to undergo tests.The man wakes up after the tests in a private room at the hospital, and the phone by his bed rings.
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'Breast fed,' replied the woman.
'Strip down to your waist,' Dr. Santa ordered.
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Banta says, 'What`s wrong with her?'
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'Oh, that,' he says, 'that`s just the woman in front of you. They are drilling holes in her back to attach her wings.'
The woman is still a bit upset by this and is...