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Captain Santa was transferred to a desert outpost. On his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied out back of the enlisted men`s barracks.
Santa asked the Sergeant leading the tour, "What`s the camel for?"
The Sergeant replied, "Well sir, it`s a long way from anywhere, and the men have natural sexual urges, so when they do, we have the camel."
Santa said "Well, if it`s good for morale, then I guess it`s all right with me."
After he had been there for about 6 months, Captain Santa could not stand it anymore, so he told his Sergeant, "BRING IN THE CAMEL!!!"
The Sarge shrugged his shoulders and led the camel into the Captain`s quarters. Santa got a foot stool and proceeded to have vigorous sex with the camel. As he stepped, satisfied, down from the stool and was buttoning his pants he asked the Sergeant, "Is that how the enlisted men do it?"
The Sergeant replied, "Well sir, they usually just use it to ride into town."
- Tried once Well-dressed Banta entered an upscale restaurant in the 17 sector, Chandigarh, and took a seat at the bar.
The bartender came over and asked 'What can I get you to drink, sir?'
Banta responded, 'Nothing, thank you. I tried alcohol once, didn`t like it, and never tried it again.'
The bartender was a bit perplexed, but... - Rectum Deodorant ! Santa walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to Santa that they don`t sell rectum deodorant, and never have.
Unfazed, Santa assures the pharmacist that he has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis, and would like... -
Scoreboard ? Banta and Mrs Banta`s friend Santa is visiting from out-of-state, when an unexpected blizzard blows in, and keeps him from traveling. Since Bantas` have no guest room, he states his intention to find a nearby hotel, and be on his way in the morning.
'Nonsense,' says Banta`s wife, Preeto. 'Our bed is plenty big enough for... - The terminal diet A man returns from a foreign holiday and is feeling very ill. He goes to see his doctor, and is immediately rushed to the hospital to undergo tests.The man wakes up after the tests in a private room at the hospital, and the phone by his bed rings.
'This is your doctor. We`ve had the results back from your tests and we`ve found that... - Breast feeding A young woman with a baby was shown into the examining room. Dr. Santa examined the baby and then asked the woman, 'Is he breast fed or bottle fed?'
'Breast fed,' replied the woman.
'Strip down to your waist,' Dr. Santa ordered.
The woman did as she was told and Santa examined her...