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Mrs Santa, Mrs Banta, and one of their friend Mrs Jugnu were sitting around throwing back a few drinks and talking about their husbands.
Mrs Jugnu said, "I call my husband the dentist. Nobody can drill like he does."
Mrs Banta, giggled and confessed, "I call my husband, Banta, the miner because of his incredible shaft."
Mrs Santa quietly sipped her drink until her friends asked, "Say, what do you call your husband?"
She frowned and said, "The postman."
"Why the postman?"
"Because he always delivers late, and half the time it`s in the wrong box."
- Winning side Two farmers, Santa and Banta, lived as neighbors, but didn`t like each other much. There was a period of -10 degree centigrade cold and Santa and Banta had nothing to do because of it. So they bet a bottle of vodka who can sit out on the window ledge the longest with a bare ass.
After two hours Banta`s wife, Preeto, came home and asked Banta... -
Giving Birth A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant. About nine months later, just about the time she is going to give birth, Santa goes into the hospital for a prostate gland infection.
The doctor says to the woman, 'I know what we`ll do. After I`ve operated on Santa, I`ll... - Milking! A farmer had advertised his farm and was showing it to Banta, a prospective buyer. As they walked along a fence line, Banta saw bee hives and stopped. He said, 'Those hives are pretty close to the road.'
The farmer explained that the bees just made honey and have never stung anyone.
Banta felt unsure about the sale until he proposed that... - A proposal for Santa A certain zoo had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very ornery, and difficult to handle.
Upon examination, the zoo veterinarian determined the problem: she was in heat. What to do? There was no male of this species available.
While reflecting on their problem, the zoo administrators noticed Santa... - Who said that ? It was the first day of school and a new student, the son of a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth grade.
The teacher greeted the class and said, 'Let`s begin by reviewing some American history. Who said, 'Give me Liberty, or give me death?'
She saw only a sea of blank faces, except for that of...