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A general store hires a young female clerk with a penchant for very short skirts...
One day a young man enters the store, glances at the clerk and glances at the loaves of bread behind the counter. "I`d like some raisin bread, please," the man says politely.
The clerk nods and climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin bread, which, of course, happens to be located on the very top shelf. The man, standing almost directly beneath her, is provided with an excellent view.
As the clerk retrieves the bread, a small group of male customers gather around the young man, looking in the same direction. Right away, another guy asks for raisin bread and, then, each guy in turn is asking for raisin bread, just to see the clerk climb up and down.
After more than a few trips, the clerk is tired and irritated. She stops and fumes at the top of the ladder, glaring down at the men standing below.
She notices our Santa, coming up through the crowd.
"Is yours raisin too?" the clerk yells testily.
"No," croaks Santa feebly, "But it`s starting to twitch!"
- Wrong box ! Mrs Santa, Mrs Banta, and one of their friend Mrs Jugnu were sitting around throwing back a few drinks and talking about their husbands.
Mrs Jugnu said, 'I call my husband the dentist. Nobody can drill like he does.'
Mrs Banta, giggled and confessed, 'I call my husband... - Digging ! Santa and Banta are serving in Indian Army. Once they were handed shovels and told to bury a large, dead animal. While digging they got into an argument about what they were burying.
Santa, 'This is a big mule!'
Banta, 'This is not a mule, this is... - Winning side Two farmers, Santa and Banta, lived as neighbors, but didn`t like each other much. There was a period of -10 degree centigrade cold and Santa and Banta had nothing to do because of it. So they bet a bottle of vodka who can sit out on the window ledge the longest with a bare ass.
After two hours Banta`s wife, Preeto, came home and asked Banta... -
Giving Birth A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant. About nine months later, just about the time she is going to give birth, Santa goes into the hospital for a prostate gland infection.
The doctor says to the woman, 'I know what we`ll do. After I`ve operated on Santa, I`ll... - Milking! A farmer had advertised his farm and was showing it to Banta, a prospective buyer. As they walked along a fence line, Banta saw bee hives and stopped. He said, 'Those hives are pretty close to the road.'
The farmer explained that the bees just made honey and have never stung anyone.
Banta felt unsure about the sale until he proposed that...