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Preeto was preparing for her wedding. She asked her mother to go out and buy a nice long black nighty and carefully place it in her suitcase so it would not wrinkle. Well, her mom forgot until the last minute. So she dashed out and could only find a short pink nightie. She bought it and threw it into the suitcase.
After the wedding the bride, Preeto and the groom, Banta, enter their hotel room.
Banta was a little self-conscious so he asked his new bride, Preeto to change in the bathroom and promise not to peek while he got ready for bed.
While Preeto was in the bathroom, she opened her suitcase and saw the negligee her mother had thrown in there.
She exclaimed, "Oh no! It`s short, pink, and wrinkled!"
Banta cried out, "I told you not to peek!"
- Clearancs sale! Santa and Banta are running a store and decide to have a big blow-out clearance sale. Within 3 hours, everything is sold from the store.
Santa says to Banta, 'Well, what now? We`ve sold everything.'
Banta replies, 'Don`t worry, there`s this really stupid guy who comes in here everyday. We`ll have a few laughs on him.'
Sure enough, about 15 minutes later... - Wrong box ! Mrs Santa, Mrs Banta, and one of their friend Mrs Jugnu were sitting around throwing back a few drinks and talking about their husbands.
Mrs Jugnu said, 'I call my husband the dentist. Nobody can drill like he does.'
Mrs Banta, giggled and confessed, 'I call my husband... - Digging ! Santa and Banta are serving in Indian Army. Once they were handed shovels and told to bury a large, dead animal. While digging they got into an argument about what they were burying.
Santa, 'This is a big mule!'
Banta, 'This is not a mule, this is... - Winning side Two farmers, Santa and Banta, lived as neighbors, but didn`t like each other much. There was a period of -10 degree centigrade cold and Santa and Banta had nothing to do because of it. So they bet a bottle of vodka who can sit out on the window ledge the longest with a bare ass.
After two hours Banta`s wife, Preeto, came home and asked Banta... -
Giving Birth A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant. About nine months later, just about the time she is going to give birth, Santa goes into the hospital for a prostate gland infection.
The doctor says to the woman, 'I know what we`ll do. After I`ve operated on Santa, I`ll...