What a feeling...

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    A man picks up a girl in a party. They proceed to her placeand things are starting to heat up. He takes his shirt off and washes his hands. He takes his pants off and washes hands again.
    So the girl tells him: "I bet you are a dentist."
    Surprised he says: "that is correct, how did you know?"
    "You washed your hands a few times, so I figured you are used to it."
    They go on and they have sex.
    Then she says: "you know what? I am willing to bet you are a very good dentist."
    "How can you tell?" he asks.
    "I did not feel a thing..."
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