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An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop.
"Ma`am, I`m not going to ticket you, but I do have to issue you a warning. You have a broken reflector on your buggy."
"Oh, I`ll let my husband, Jacob, know as soon as I get home."
"That`s fine. Another thing, ma`am. I don`t like the way that one rein loops across the horse`s back and around one of his balls. I consider that animal abuse. That`s cruelty to animals. Have your husband take care of that right away!"
Later that day, the lady is home telling her husband about her encounter with the cop.
"Well, dear, what exactly did he say?"
"He said the reflector is broken."
"I can fix that in two minutes. What else?"
"I`m not sure, Jacob... something about the emergency brake..."
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The first priest approached the window. 'Young lady... - Happiness Once there was a philosopher doing a survey on a group of men, on the topic of happiness. He said 'I can prove to you that the amount of happiness has relation to the amount of sex you have!'
To prove this he glanced at the audience. And he saw a man at the right hand corner, smiling, 'Sir, How often do you have... -
Castrating Headache Santa was moderately successful in his career, but as he got older he was increasingly hampered by incredible headaches. When his personal hygiene and love life started to suffer, he sought medical help. After being referred from one specialist to another, he finally came across a doctor, Dr. Banta who offered a solution: - The Nightie Preeto was preparing for her wedding. She asked her mother to go out and buy a nice long black nighty and carefully place it in her suitcase so it would not wrinkle. Well, her mom forgot until the last minute. So she dashed out and could only find a short pink nightie. She bought it and threw it into the suitcase.
- Short skirts A general store hires a young female clerk with a penchant for very short skirts...
One day a young man enters the store, glances at the clerk and glances at the loaves of bread behind the counter. 'I`d like some raisin bread, please,' the man says politely.
The clerk nods and climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin bread, which, of course...