| Santa and Banta are in a restaurant along with their wives and are talking about all sorts of things. Finally, the subject of sex comes up. "Just how do you guys do it?" Santa asks "Pretty much the way you do," responds Banta. Discussion ensues and finally the couples decide to swap partners for the night and experience one another. Jeeto and Banta go off to a bedroom where Banta strips. He`s got only a teeny, weeny member, about half an inch long and just a quarter inch thick. "I don`t think this is going to work," says Jeeto. "Why?" Banta asks, "What`s the matter?" "Well," Jeeto replies, "It`s just not long enough to reach me!" "No problem," Banta says, and proceeds to slap his forehead with his palm. With each slap of his forehead, his member grows until it`s quite impressively long. "Well," she says, "That`s quite impressive, but it`s still pretty narrow...." "No problem," he says, and starts pulling his ears. With each pull his member grows wider and wider until the entire measurement is extremely exciting to Jeeto. "Wow!" Jeeto exclaims as they fall into bed and make mad, passionate love. The next day the couples rejoin their normal partners and go their separate ways. As they walk along, Santa asks Jeeto, "Well, was it any good?" "I hate to say it," Jeeto says, "but it was pretty wonderful. How about you?" "It was OK," Santa replies, "but a little weird. The whole time she was slapping my forehead and pulling my ears." |