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    Santa and Banta are in a bar arguing over which of them can have sex the most times in one night. They decide to settle the issue by going to the local whorehouse and gathering experimental evidence, as it were.
    So they get to the whorehouse, pair off with a couple of the ladies, and go to their respective rooms.
    Santa energetically balls his whore and, reaching up with a pencil, makes a "| " mark on the wall. Then he falls asleep.
    He wakes up in a couple of hours and screws the whore again, albeit a little less enthusiastically this time. Again, he reaches back and marks a " | " on the wall. Again, he falls asleep.
    Santa wakes up again in a couple of hours and lethargically humps the hooker again. He drowsily marks another " | " on the wall and falls asleep for the rest of the night.
    The next morning, Banta barges into Santa`s room to see how he did. He takes one look at the wall and exclaims, "A hundred and eleven?! You beat me by only three!"
  • Swapping Santa and Banta are in a restaurant along with their wives and are talking about all sorts of things. Finally, the subject of sex comes up.
    'Just how do you guys do it?' Santa asks'Pretty much the way you do,' responds Banta.
    Discussion ensues and finally they decide to swap partners for the night and experience one another.
    Jeeto and Banta go off to a bedroom where...
  • Christmas gift On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike. The cop says to the kid, 'Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?'
    The kid replies, 'Yeah.'
    The cop says, 'Well, next year tell Santa to put a...
  • Santa`s horse Santa buys a cute little Filly (female horse under the age of four) that he plans on racing next season, but when he gets her home, his old Stallion (an adult male horse which is used for breeding) smells her and wants her and starts kicking up dust. Santa doesn`t want her knocked up, because she won`t be able to race, so...
  • Religious reasons! After their car broke down on a lonely country road, three men sought a night`s shelter at a farmhouse. The farmer, poor but eager to help them, said that he only had two beds so one of the three would have to sleep in the barn.
    Immediately, one of the travelers, a polite...
  • Emergency brakes! An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop.
    'Ma`am, I`m not going to ticket you, but I do have to issue you a warning. You have a broken reflector on your buggy.'
    'Oh, I`ll let my husband, Jacob, know as soon as...
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