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The little sexy housewife was built so well that the TV repairman couldn`t keep his eyes off of her. Every time she came in the room, he`d near about jerk his neck right out of joint looking at her.
When he`d finished she paid him and said, "I`m going to make a . . .well . . . unusual request. But you have to first promise me you`ll keep it a secret."
The repairman quickly agreed and she went on. "Well, it`s kind of embarrassing to talk about, but while my husband is a kind, decent man-- sigh -- he has a certain physical weakness. A certain disability. Now, I`m a woman and you`re a man . . . "
The repairman could hardly speak, "Yes; yes!"
"And since I`ve been wanting to ever since you came in the door..."
"Yes; yes!"
"Would you help me move the refrigerator?"
- One kiss per... Walking up to a department store`s fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, 'I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?'
'Only one kiss per meter madam,' replied Banta (clerk).
'That`s fine,' replied the girl. 'I`ll take... - Unusual pet This guy was lonely, and decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede, whichcame in a little white box to use for his house. He took the box back home, found a good location for the box, and...`
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Hijack!! Santa arrived in his village from Amritsar in a very sombre mood. His clothes were torn and the geography his body was like a picturesque place affected by earthquake, which had uprooted almost evrything.
When his dear friend Banta saw this state of Santa. He was in a state of shock. Banta enquired from Santa, the reason of this bad state.
Santa informed Banta that... - True Lies! A clergyman was walking down the street when he came upon a group of about a dozen boys, all of them between 10 and 12 years of age.
The group surrounded a dog. Concerned lest the boys were hurting the dog, he went over and asked 'What are you doing with that dog?'
One of the boys replied... - First lawyer! One day a Pope and a lawyer died and went to heaven. God came and said, 'Follow me and I will give you your rooms.'
So they both followed. First God gave the Pope his room; it was very small with a small bed and a small desk.
'Thank you, thank you my lord,' said The Pope.
Then God gave...