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    This British explorer is in the dark jungles of Africa, going where no man has gone before. Accompanying him is his trusted guide, interpreter, cook, and troubleshooter in one.
    One day early in the morning, they arrive at a lake and find a handsome dark young man engaged in "playful activities" with 8-9 beautiful, dark, young women, all in the nude. The young man had the biggest, strongest penis the Britisher had ever seen, or even imagined. He was simply awed. He asked his guide who this man was.
    "He is the prince of the tribe that lives on the other side of the lake, Sir," came the reply. "This is his morning ritual."
    "Ask him," the awed Brit said to his companion, "how did his penis get to be this size?"
    The guide goes to the lake and talks to the man, who seems to get very agitated by the conversation.
    "Well, what did he say?" asked our hero to his assistant on his return.
    "He said, `There`s nothing wrong with my penis. Doesn`t the white man`s shrink in cold water?`"
  • Magic mushrooms Banta went to a Dr. and said: 'Doctor, I`m having problems with my sex life!'
    Doctor: 'What do you mean?'
    Banta: 'Well, I`m just not getting any.'
    Doctor: 'Look out the window then.'
    Banta: 'Oh yeah, I see thats a Nurse hostel. Good idea Doctor!'
    Doctor: 'Yes, but see that patch of...
  • Banta`s stamina Santa and Banta are in a bar arguing over which of them can have sex the most times in one night. They decide to settle the issue by going to the local whorehouse and gathering experimental evidence, as it were.
    So they get to the whorehouse, pair off with a couple of the ladies, and...
  • Documentary Barbara Walters was doing a documentary on the customs of a tribe in Africa. While touring a reservation during the documentary she was puzzled as to why the difference in the number of feathers in the headdresses.
    So she asked a man who only had one feather in his headdress, his reply was: 'Me only have one woman. One woman ... one feather.'
    Feeling the first fellow was only joking she asked...
  • Swapping Santa and Banta are in a restaurant along with their wives and are talking about all sorts of things. Finally, the subject of sex comes up.
    'Just how do you guys do it?' Santa asks'Pretty much the way you do,' responds Banta.
    Discussion ensues and finally they decide to swap partners for the night and experience one another.
    Jeeto and Banta go off to a bedroom where...
  • Christmas gift On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike. The cop says to the kid, 'Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?'
    The kid replies, 'Yeah.'
    The cop says, 'Well, next year tell Santa to put a...
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