| An exquisite painting entitled "Home for Lunch" was on display in a art gallery. It depicted three very naked, very black men sitting on a park bench. What was unusual was that the men on both ends of the bench had black penises, but the man in the middle had a very pink penis. Two women were staring at the painting, trying to figure it out. The artist noticed their confusion so he walked up to them and asked, "Can I help you with this painting?" One woman replied, "We were curious about the painting of the black men on the bench. Why does the man in the middle have a pink penis?" "I`m afraid you`ve misinterpreted the painting," the artist explained. "The three men are not Africans. They are coal miners, and the fellow in the middle went home for lunch." |