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A very large, old building was being torn down in Chicago to make room for a new skyscraper. Due to its proximity to other buildings it could not be imploded and had to be dismantled floor by floor.
While working on the 49th floor, two construction workers found a skeleton in a small closet behind the elevator shaft. They decided that they should call the police. When the police arrived they directed them to the closet and showed them the skeleton fully clothed and standing upright.
They said "This could be Jimmy Hoffa or somebody really important."
Two days went by and the construction workers couldn`t stand it any more, they had to know who they had found.
They called the police station and said, "We`re the two guys who found the skeleton in the closet and we want to know if it really was Jimmy Hoffa."
The cop said, " Well, it wasn`t Jimmy Hoffa, but it was somebody kind of important."
"Well, who was it?"
"The 1956 Polish National Hide-and-Seek Champion!"
- Santa in America Santa and his son were visiting America for the very first time.
Santa was at a Local Food store going up & down the aisles with his son.
Santa asked, 'What is this??
Santa`s son, 'Powdered orange juice'
Santa, 'Powdered orange juice??'Son: 'Yeah, Dad. You just... - One kiss per... Walking up to a department store`s fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, 'I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?'
'Only one kiss per meter madam,' replied Banta (clerk).
'That`s fine,' replied the girl. 'I`ll take... - Unusual pet This guy was lonely, and decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede, whichcame in a little white box to use for his house. He took the box back home, found a good location for the box, and...`
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Hijack!! Santa arrived in his village from Amritsar in a very sombre mood. His clothes were torn and the geography his body was like a picturesque place affected by earthquake, which had uprooted almost evrything.
When his dear friend Banta saw this state of Santa. He was in a state of shock. Banta enquired from Santa, the reason of this bad state.
Santa informed Banta that... - True Lies! A clergyman was walking down the street when he came upon a group of about a dozen boys, all of them between 10 and 12 years of age.
The group surrounded a dog. Concerned lest the boys were hurting the dog, he went over and asked 'What are you doing with that dog?'
One of the boys replied...