| Mr Smith hired a new secretary. She was young, sweet and polite. One day while taking dictation she noticed that his fly was open. On leaving the room she said," Oh, Mr Smith, did you know your barracks door is open?" He didn`t under stand her remark until later on, when he happened to look down and saw that his zipper was unclosed. He decided to have some fun with his new secretary. Calling her in, he asked," By the way, Miss Jones, when you saw my baraccks door open this morning, did you also see a soldier standing to attention?" She smiled pleasantly,"Why not, Mr Smith, she replied. "All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on two old duffle bags." |