| One night a wino was wandering the streets looking for a place to sleep for the night. He was so tired that he ended up crashing in the parking lot of a gay club. That night two drunk patrons are walking to their car and see the wino crashed out by the back dumpster. They walk over to him, flip him over and start doing him up the ass. When they are done they slip $10 in his pocket and walk away. The next morning the wino wakes up and finds $10 in his pocket. He rushes over to the nearest liquor store and says, "Give me $10 of your cheapest liquor!" The clerk obliges. That night he falls asleep in the same parking lot. At the end of the evening the same two patrons walk out of the bar and see him again. They walk over to him, flip him over and start doing him in the ass, but this time they leave $20 for him. The next morning the wino finds the money and goes to the same liquor store and says, "Give me $20 of your best liquor." The clerk looks at him and says, "You could get more if you get the cheap stuff." The wino replies, "I know, but that cheap shit makes my ass hurt." |