A Real virgin!

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    A truck driver pulled over to the side of the road and picked up two homosexuals who were hitchhiking. They climbed into the truck and the driver pulled the rig back onto the highway.
    A few minutes later, the first said. "Excuse me, but I have to fart."
    He held his breath, then the truck driver heard a low "Hsssssss."
    A few miles down the road, the second one announced, "Excuse me, but I have to fart."
    The announcement was followed by another low "Hsssssss."
    "Jesus Christ!" the truckie exclaimed. "You fairies can`t even fart like men. Listen to this." A moment later he emitted a deafening staccato machine gun burst from his bottom.
    "Ohhh!" one or them exclaimed, turning to the other. "You know what we have here, Allan? A real virgin!"
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    'Uh...well yes.' the boy said, 'But how did you know?'
    She said, 'By the gleam in your eye.'
    They walked a little further and the girl said...
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    All of a sudden, the host of the lunch came up to him and said 'Banta, you have to make a speech today.'
    Banta says, 'Are you nuts? Where is the scheduled speaker?'
    The host replies, 'He backed out at the last minute and now...
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    The Lord said, 'Don`t complain. It lets you pick up...
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