Contest!!

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    Santa and Banta drove to a Petrol pump in a remote place for a fill-up because they heard about a contest being offered to anybody who purchased a full tank of petrol. When they went inside to pay, Santa asked the attendant about the contest. The attendant said, "If you win, you`re entitled to free SEX,"
    Santa asked how can he enter the contest.
    The attendant explained, "Well, I`m thinking of a number between 1-10, if you guess it right you win free SEX."
    So Santa filled up and asked to play the contest and said, " I Guess 7."
    "Sorry I was thinking of 8," replied the attendant.
    The next week, Santa and Banta returned to the same pump to get petrol. When they went inside to pay, Santa asked the attendant if the contest was still going on.
    Sure," replied the attendant. I`m thinking of a number between 1-10, if you guess right, you win free sex.”
    2," said Santa.
    "Sorry, I was thinking of 3," replied the attendant. "Come back soon and try again."
    As Santa and Banta were walking back to the car, Banta said to Santa, "You know, I`m beginning to think this contest is rigged."
    "No way," said Santa, "My wife won twice last week."
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