War wound?

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    Santa goes into a public washroom and has to use the only available urinal, between two elderly men. He glances to his left and sees the guy pissing, but there are two streams.
    "What the hell is that?" Santa asks.
    "War wound. I took a bullet in the penis in Kargil. They were able to save my dick but they had to leave two holes"
    Santa then looks to his right and sees. . . three streams !!!
    "What the hell is that?"
    "War wound. Kargil, bullet in the penis, left three holes"
    The two veterans then look over at Santa in the middle and see. . . 12 streams!!
    "War wound??"
    "No, my zipper`s stuck"
    SantaBanta   
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