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A woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man if he is still a virgin. After several unsuccessful years of searching, she decides to take out a personal ad. She ends up corresponding with a man who has lived his entire life in the Australian outback.
They end up getting married. On their wedding night, she goes into the bathroom to prepare for the festivities. When she returns to the bedroom, she finds her new husband standing in the middle of the room, naked and all the furniture from the room piled in one corner.
"What happened?" she asks.
"I`ve never been with a woman," he says, "but if it`s anything like a kangaroo, I`m gonna need all the room I can get."
- Religious Santa A very religious man, Santa, lived right next door to Banta, an atheist. Santa prayed day in, day out, and was constantly on his knees in communion with his Lord.
However, Banta`s life was good, he had a well-paying job and a beautiful wife, and his children were healthy and good-natured, whereas Santa`s... - Expensive doctor! Santa goes to consult a famous specialist about his medical problem.
'How much do I owe you?'
'My fee is Rs 500,' replies the physician.
'Five hundred? That`s impossible.'
'In your case,' the doctor replies, 'I suppose I could adjust my fee to Rs 300.'
'Three hundred for one visit... - Joggers Banta had been driving all night and by morning was still far from his destination. He decided to stop at the next city he came to, and park somewhere quiet so he could get an hour or two of sleep. As luck would have it, the quiet place he chose happened to be on one of the city`s major jogging routes.
No sooner had he settled back to snooze when... - Misinterpretation A woman sought the advice of a sex therapist, confiding that she found it increasingly difficult to find a man who could satisfy her, and that it was very wearisome getting in and out of all these short term relationships.
'Isn`t there some way to judge the size of a man`s equipment from the outside?' she asked earnestly.
'The only foolproof way, is by... - Best friend A man is sitting at the bar in his local tavern, furiously imbibing shots of whiskey. One of his friends happens to come into the bar and sees him.
'Lou,' says the shocked friend, 'what are you doing? I`ve known you for over fifteen years, and I`ve never seen you take a drink before. What`s...