| Santa goes into emergency with his testicles just hanging by a few bits of skin. The doctor said to Santa, "What ever happened to you, it must have been very painful!" Santa explains, "While hunting in the bush I needed to go to the bathroom for the heavy duty job. As I squatted down, I didn`t see the bear trap and WHAM! the bear trap sprang shut right over my testicles." "Wow!" The doctor said, "That must have been very painful." Santa replied, "No, that wasn`t the worst pain. The worst pain was when I got up and ran out of chain!" |