| After a few years of married life, Santa noticed that he is unable to perform. He goes to his doctor, and his doctor tries a few things but nothing works. Finally the doctor says to him: "This is all in your mind" and refers Santa to a psychiatrist. After a few visits, the shrink confesses: "I am at a loss as to how you could possibly be cured." Finally the psychiatrist refers Santa to a witch doctor. The witch doctor says: "I can cure this." He throws some powder on a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke. The witch doctor says: "This is powerful healing, but you can only use it once a year! All you have to do is say `1-2-3` and it shall rise for as long as you wish!" Santa asks the witch doctor: "What happens when it`s over?" The witch doctor says: "All you or your partner has to say is `1234` and it will go down. But be warned; it will not work again for a year!" Santa goes home and that night he is ready to surprise his wife, Jeeto, with the good news. So, he is lying in bed with her and says: "1-2-3" and suddenly he gets an erection. Jeeto turns over and says, "What did you say `1-2-3` for?" |