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    A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, when Banta, a salesman, runs up to him and yells, "Wait! Before you tee off, I have something really amazing to show you!"
    The golfer, annoyed, says, "What is it?"
    "It`s a special golf ball," says Banta. "You can never lose it!"
    "What do you mean," scoffs the golfer, "you can never lose it? What if you hit it into the water?"
    "No problem," says Banta. "It floats, and it detects where the shore is, and spins towards it."
    "Well, what if you hit it into the woods?"
    "Easy," says Banta. "It emits a beeping sound, and you can find it with your eyes closed."
    "Okay," says the golfer, impressed. "But what if your round goes late and it gets dark?"
    "No problem, sir, this golf ball glows in the dark! I`m telling you, you can never lose this golf ball!"
    The golfer buys it at once.
    "Just one question," he says to Banta. "Where did you get it?"
    "I found it."
  • Appointment Banta`s wife, Preeto, and kids all came down with the flu. Upon returning home from the pediatrician`s office with his four kids, he turned his attention to his ailing wife.
    After preparing some chicken soup for her, he picked up the phone to call her doctor.
    The receptionist picked up and...
  • Sun bath The out-of-state couple are camping on the shores of a lake near a tiny hamlet. The young wife, stunningly built, decides to give the local town folk a thrill by sun bathing in the nude.
    'That`s okay with me, honey,' says her husband. 'I`ll go get some wood for the fire.'
    About thirty minutes later, the husband returns to the campsite and finds...
  • Spelling error One day on a train, there were two small boys and a middle aged lady. She sat reading her book but couldn`t help overhearing the two small boys having a deep heated discussion on the subject of spelling.'It would be spelt `W-W-W-W-O-O-O-O-M-M-M-M-B-B-B-B`,' the first boy argued.
    'No its not! It`s spelt...
  • Cold water! A man went to visit his 90 year old grandfather and while eating the breakfast of eggs and bacon prepared for him, he noticed a film-like substance on his plate. So he says, 'Grandfather, are these plates clean?'
    His grandfather replies, 'Those plates are as clean as cold water can get them, so go on and...
  • Recruiting! One day while walking down the street a highly successful HR Director was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself.
    'Welcome to Heaven,' said St. Peter.
    'Before you get settled in though, it seems we have a problem. You see, strangely enough, we`ve never once had a Human Resources Director make it this far and we`re not really sure what...
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