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    Banta goes over to Santa`s house, rings the bell. Santa`s wife, Jeeto answers.
    "Hi, is Santa home?"
    "No, he went to the market."
    "Well, you mind if I wait?"
    "No, come in."
    They sit down and Banta says, "You know Jeeto, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I`d give you a five hundred bucks if I could just see one."
    Jeeto thinks about this for a second and figures what the hell - five hundred bucks. She opens her robe and shows one.
    He promptly thanks her and throws five hundred bucks on the table.
    They sit there a while longer and Banta says, "They are so beautiful I got to see the both of them. I`ll give you another five hundred bucks if I could just see the both of them together."
    Jeeto thinks about this and says what the hell opens her robe and gives Banta a nice long look.
    Banta thanks her and throws another five hundred bucks on the table then says he can`t wait any longer for Santa and leaves.
    A while later Santa arrives home and Jeeto says, "You know your weird friend Banta came over."
    Santa thinks about this for a second and says, "Well, did he drop off the 1000 bucks he owes me?"
  • The Worst Pain Santa goes into emergency with his testicles just hanging by a few bits of skin.
    The doctor said to Santa, 'What ever happened to you, it must have been very painful!'
    Santa explains, 'While hunting in the bush I needed to go to the bathroom for the heavy duty job. As I squatted down, I didn`t see the `bear trap` and...
  • You know where... Santa is talking long-distance to California when all of a sudden he gets cut off.
    He hollers, 'Operator, give me back the party!'
    She says, 'I`m sorry sir, you`ll have to make the call all over again.'
    Santa says, 'What do you want from my life? Give me back the party.'
    She says...
  • I need a man Banta, 'Doctor, please help me! My wife just isn`t interested in sex anymore. Haven`t you got a pill or something I can give her?'
    Doctor, 'Look, I can`t prescribe...'
    Banta, 'Doctor, we`ve been friends for years. Have you ever seen me this upset? I`m desperate! I can`t think; I can`t concentrate; my life is going utterly to hell! You`ve got to...
  • Heart attack The medics rushed Banta to the hospital in the middle of the night, apparently with a massive heart attack. The doctors work on him all night and morning and finally discharge him to ICU, where therapy continues.
    After a couple of days, Banta`s physician comes into his room and says, 'I`m happy to tell you that you are completely well. You have the...
  • War wound? Santa goes into a public washroom and has to use the only available urinal, between two elderly men. He glances to his left and sees the guy pissing, but there are two streams.
    'What the hell is that?' Santa asks.
    'War wound. I took a bullet in the penis in Kargil. They were able to save my...
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